10 THINGS THE 95 IN WINDOWS '95 STANDS FOR _________________________________________________________________ 1. The number of floppies it will ship on. 2. The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware. 3. The number of megabytes of hard-disc space required. 4. The number of pages in the "EASY INSTALL" version of the manual. 5. The percentage of existing programs that won't run in the new version. 6. The number of minutes to install. 7. The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run. 8. The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade. 9. The number of MHz required for the operating system to run. 10. The year it was DUE to ship.