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                            The Corporate Structure
                                       
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  CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
  
     * Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
     * Is more powerful than a locomotive
     * Is faster than a speeding bullet
     * Walks on water
     * Gives policy to God.
       
  PRESIDENT
  
     * Leaps short buildings in a single bound
     * Is more powerful than a switch engine
     * Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
     * Walks on water if the sea is calm
     * Talks to God.
       
  EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT
  
     * Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
     * Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
     * Is faster than a speeding BB
     * Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
     * Talks with God if special request is approved
       
  VICE PRESIDENT
  
     * Barely clears a quonset hut
     * Loses tug of war with a locomotive
     * Can fire a speeding bullet
     * Swims well
     * Is occasionally addressed by God
       
  GENERAL MANAGER
  
     * Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings
     * Is run over by a locomotive
     * Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
     * Dog paddles
     * Talks to animals
       
  MANAGER
  
     * Runs into buildings
     * Recognized locomotive two out of three times
     * Is not issued ammunition
     * Can stay afloat with a life preserver
     * Talks to walls
       
  TRAINEE
  
     * Falls over doorsteps whn trying to enter buildings
     * Says "look at the choo-choo"
     * Wets himself with a water pistol
     * Plays in mud puddles
     * Mumbles to himself
       
  SECRETARY
  
     * Lifts buildings and walks under them
     * Kicks locomotives off the tracks
     * Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
     * Freezes water with a single glance
     * She is God.
       
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