_________________________________________________________________ ...:::/// CLASSIC COWS \\\:::... COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( A real COWlector's Item! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * SUMMER 1990 ISSUE! * / | || * ||----|| Edited by Eric W. Tilenius ~~ ~~ Please send your submissions to: Cow ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ______________ | E.T.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__) | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) | COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ |____________| / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ______||_______ | EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__) |_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) || /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ || / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk (___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo~~ ~~ ooooooooooooooooo ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the s--- a s--- s--- kicked out of her (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ~~ ~~ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ~~ ~~ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ~~~~ ~~~~ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight (__) (__) (oo) (__) (oo) /\/ (oo) /-------\/ /--/-- \/----- / | || / | `-. / | `-. * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Cow-vertible . . . (__) *_ *_ ( oo *_ \ (__) \ /\/ \ (__) \.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____ ||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \ OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse) * (___) * (___) (__) \ (o o) \ (o o) (oo) \-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ________ | ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______ ||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| -- ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ Twins Cow Catcher (__) (__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__) (oo) ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo) /-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ * ||------|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird Cow Cow (~~) ( (oo) (__) (oo) ) (OO) (oo) /-------==--- /------\--/ /------|||||| / | || / | || / | UX` \||/ * ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Groucho's Harpo's Karl's cow cow cow (yes, that's the Russian symbol. Use your imagination.) O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) ~~ (oo) (--) ~~~~ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ~~~~~ / | || /| |\ ~~~~~ * ||----|| ~ | | ~ ~~~~~~~~ ====~~====~~==== | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ /----\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / \ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ * ~ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow trying out for a part in the new JAWS movie * (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) ~~ ~ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ~~ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ~~ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||~_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGHCOUGH / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ~~ ~~ ----- Coward Phone Bull __________________________ }__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \ (00) ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU ) :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/' : # ## ##****## "" "" | | | | * | | (__) | | \ (__) | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- | | / | || | | ----| |--- | | * ||----|| | | -------- | \______~~____~~___ | \_________________ | _________________ | _________________ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_________________ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | (__) | | *---------(..) / \ ~~----~~\/ The attempt results in an udder disaster. . /\ . . : (__) . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : __------\/ / \ * : * ||____|| | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ~||~ |NASA \ . : * (__) |______| ~~ |______| . : \ (oo) . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||----|| : ~~ ~~ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ~~ ~~ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..---.. (__) / \ (oo) | RIP | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | ~~ ~~ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ~~ ~~ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ~~ ~~ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -~~- || | \ * ||---- -~~- || * ~~ ~~ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ~~ ~~ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow The cow that didn't jump over the moon. ------------------------ ! ! ~ / \ Hey diddle diddle /___\ The cat and the fiddle |= =| The cow blew up on the | | launch pad... | | ROCKET, | | TAKING OFF | | TOTALLY \\ | | OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | | THE FACT THAT // | | THERE IS A | | COW ON THE | | LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\ / |##!##| \ / |##!##| \ | / ~ | ~ \ | | / ( | ) \ | |/ ( | ) \| (( )) (( : )) (( : )) (( )) (( )) ( ) . * . _ _ * * \\ *= // COW BLOWING \\ \\ =* // UP,ON THE ||||||>> * * ( __ ) LAUNCH PAD // * * * . _ (oo) * // *= *= * BOOM * () // *= * * * ==* \\ ________________________________________________ = * \\ ============================================== // // !! \\ \\ // // || \\ \\ (__) (oo) /'~~~-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===~ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ~ ~ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ~~~ ~~~ Who you gonna call...? (__) (__) (__) (----------) (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN ~~ ~~ | \===/> \\_____// | /______/ / || | _________\\_\\_____/____________________ /\------\ ~ ~ / (oo) \ / (--) * / Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking ______________________ | |\ | (__) | | | (oo) | | | \/ | | | / \ \ | | ///////// \_ \_/////// | | | / | | (__) | /++++++< | | _____(oo) |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ | * | \_\_ | | / | || _______O)-----~---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____ cow-lliope in the circus parade * \ w \ w (__) \\ /\ // (oo) \\/ \// \/ | | (__) >--( )--< |(__)| (oo) / \ \(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---< //\/\\ v /\ v || || \ \/ / | (oo) | ||__|| |\/\/| \(~~)/ /~~ ~~\ /----\ | | / ======== \ / \ | | / \ /* * * \ / \/ \ |==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ | \ / || || ~ / ~ \ ======== / ~~ ~~ * \ _____ / Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus (__) -'`- "Here's (oo) ____________________ ( oo ~ mooing /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you, / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!" * ||----| / ====================== | \___[' ~~ ~ || || | || Cowncillor his cowch |____|- | | ~ ~ (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\ / | || =================== || | \ * ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| * ~~ ~~ -- ~ ~ ~ ~ -- ~~ ~~ (__) A game of cowntract bridge (oo) / \/ ____________ / \===~__| | ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________| (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | | (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | | /-------\/ ---------------------- I I~ ~ | | / | || | \-/ | | | | * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart ~~ ~~ ---------------------- Just a humble cownoisseur (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ a cownfluence _______ (__( .-< | | | (oo) | |___|___| ___\/___| |\_____/| | | | | | | | | |_______| >-' | | _ | _ | *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| / \ / | || |_______| (__) / \ * ||----|| | | (++) ~ ~ ~~ ~~ |_______| \/ Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow _ ________|@|________ | POLICE BOX | __ |---------------| (~\/~) \(:)/ |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ ||-----|| | | /| | /| | ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ~ ||----|| | ___ | | | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow | _____ | (__) || || (oo) --------- || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > || ||B-9 \ | --------- ||_____||______\| |_______|_______| ---------------- a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | ( ----0 ---------------- (___) _\/_ |===| /oooo\---O ________\_/ /oooooo\ | | | /oooooooo\ # ||______|| /oooooooooo\ || || /____________\ ~~ ~~ RoboCow a Dalek Cow __________________ ___________________ ___________________ /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\ /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ ------------------------ ------------------------- ------------------------- \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/ \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ronald McDonald's Cows @ @ @@@ @ @@ @ Pffii @@@@ @@ ___________D @@@@@@ |________ | _______ (__) | / \ / ( oo /~| | __ \ / /\_|// | | / \ | | _/____/__| | | | | | | ___/-----------------_| (__) | / \ \ \ `(oo) | / \ | | |\/ | | O | / / __ / |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__) \ / | o | \\\ _( )_ ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____ Cow Express Suicidal Cow o _____________ /\ / \ [__] ( take off, eh! ) __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/ \/----///\ /-------\/ */\______(xx) / | ||__| ( ) * ||----| U ~~ ~ Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o O ) ( ) ( ) ( o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/ / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry ___ _/...\ *==\ ________________ __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \ /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | || --+_+- || Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- -- | |_ | |_ /\ |____| |____| / O\ Santa Cows / , \ / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ -/ , \- / |~ |~ \ / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | /, , \ / \ o| o| / / O O \ / \ / -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / O , \ / / . / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Christmas Cowols O O O O O * Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ _____________________| |_____ /||o\ /______________________________\ /|o|||\ ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | | * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |----------------------| /\ | | /\ /\/ \ | | / \/ / \/\ | | / \ \ | | ---------------------------- |______________________| \/ |----------------------| o-@@ |______________________| Minimalist Dead Cow ---------------------- Mark Rothko Cow /=`=~~~#&@~@&)|||> \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#*** (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**~~//?.+|@@@\/---___ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?.+|@@*&(*$@))( /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$ ------------------------------------------------ (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________ ------------------------------------------------ | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | ------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ~~ ~~ | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | ------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow oo -- \/ cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow II ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) |\ `v' \ + II (00) | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\ | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he ) |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\ \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- What cows think when people MOO at them /\\ ~ (__) (__) /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ | /|I I| | ==== | | ~/ |I I| | | | | | |I I| /| _ \ / \ | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ | |_____| * || || \\ ~ *~ ||_ ||_ (_) cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell. (!!) _/\_ \_\ !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| * || || * || || * || || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ~---------~ || || || || || || || || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR" /\ / \ __ ________ ------ DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====| MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |~~ *| / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| ~~ ///~~ \===/ ~~ ~~ Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege (__) (oo) /-------\/ # # / | || \\ // * ||----||\ \\ // ~~ ~~ \ \ --- / \ | | | | | | | | | / \_/ \ (__) | // \\ (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ o / / \/ / / / / \ / o \ / \ / \ / // // // o // B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run ___ / \ ( ) Happy | \ |--| Mooosic! (__) | | \ /__ (oo) +----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) |Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> |___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ | | | / / | ~~ / | || o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow (__) +=============================+ (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) |[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | \ / \ / ------------------------------------ --- --- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars __ _________ __ _________ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) ( @ @ / ( (---) / (_____/\____) (_____/\____) o o o o o o (__) (__) /----(uu) /----(uu) *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage (__) o o * (__) (oo) o o \ (OO) /-------\/==o o \-------\/ / | || ____ [] | || * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. __// \__ |\__|\ /~~~)~~/ ) ( \~~(~~~\ | 00 | /( _( ~/ \~ )_ )\ \------/ / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ ( )/\ //\( ) ( ) /\ // \ /\ | | / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ -------- * \( )/ * || || \_ _// nn nn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow after learning that the vice president has a (__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does (oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ (__, (+o) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\' (oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o == == -- Cownting... This cow plays hockey /. moo /`'\ . (__) MOO! ` / ./ \.. (oo) / ../ .' \. /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ / | || ./ ./ ./ \ * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \. -------~~----~~----- .../ ../ ../ \ \ / / / Ech-cow (echo) ________________ (__) ~__~ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____ / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW * ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES ~~ ~~ O O o o / \-----/ \ Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/ * . . , . . * . . . * \ / , (__) , , - * - ( . | . / \ , . \/ . - - . . / \\ , | , * * / /\\ . /\\ / . . * . / \\ . . _|_ , . , / , * | . , . * , . . . , . . . * . The Milky Way \ / ________________________________ \/ / \ (__) /\ | At times likes these you | (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | _\/_ // O \________________________________/ * ( ) // O \ (\\ // o \( \\ ) o (__) ( \\ ) /\ (oo) ___[\______/~~~~~~~\__/) o-)__ /\/\ |\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/) \|_______________//____________| \/ ||| || //|| ||| ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /~~~~~\ || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU / . . ( ~ ) __/______/ '.'.` \_O_/ COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow (_ ~ - _) / ~ ( - - | =s O | * | O \ \ - | | \ | - - | ) Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. (__) ---_ (__) _______________* (oo) /| \ (xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__) \/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo) * ------ ~~ \____ \/ Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef) (__) (oo) \/ \___/ / / \\ (0 0) / /\\ \ / /\\ / v / / \\ | / / * | |\ | / | \ / __|__ \\ \ \/ \/ / \\ \ \/ \/ / \\___\ \/ \/ / \\ __|__ / \\ \ / / / / \\ |\ /| / \\ | V | / / \\ | | / \\ | | / \\ W W \\ ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing =========================================== at Malibu wearing a O) O) special cow bikini. The dreaded cowtapult (__) (___) ** ((__)) (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo)) (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\// | \/ | ( /*) | | || || | | || || | | |||----||| (___) ~~~ ~~~ Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake (( _ _ (___) (__) ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo) _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \ / ||____| \/~ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| * * || | O O ~~ ~~ \/|(/)(/\(,,/ ~~ ~ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations) ______________________________________________________ | | _______ | | / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | / /(__) || | | ________/ / |OO| || | | | |-------|| | | (| | -.|| |_______________________ | | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ | /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ "The Moo-vers are here!" -- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__) *--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) - \------\/ \-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ --- | | | // | // | // | || - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----|| oo oo ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Roller Cow Cows in polonaise -------------/ / / / / / / (__) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) \ / ____ |\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/ (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O | /-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ / / | ||__| / | || / | || \**/ * ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| -- ~~ ~ -- -- -- -- Milkael Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev (*) (*) (__) ~ ~ (__) (oo) | | | @(oo)@ [..] | = | [..]@@ \ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ || ==== || || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| | \ | | | | / | = * = = = = * = cows having candlelight dinner (___) (o o) ( ** ) __\_/__ |e e| //~~*~~\ \___/ \ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O) OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ / | * * * \ \ |=====| / O /**************** * "|_____|" // ************* | | | Cow exclaiming || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow" || || || || |_|_| v| v| v| v| ~ ~ Haute Cowture COWNT |\ |[] |\ (__) | |[] |\ (--) | (__) | |[] |\ * _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[] | (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) | | __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) | \===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| _|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / | -//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------| \_/ \_/ o |===========| | ----------------- o |================| Cowazaki COW-WARD o o ______________________________ / \ ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) \________________ ____________/ ) ) () (__) // ( ) (__) (oo) / (___) ( __ ) /(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo) /-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/|||| / | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || ||| * ||----|| ~~ ||---,|| * * ||----|| | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi (__) |====| /--------------------/ (oo) \oo/ / | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/ * ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | || ~~ ~~ \/ * ||----|| * ||----|| ___/ ___/ ~~ ~~ Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher (with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) /\ __ {__} _[__]_ (oo) /(oo)\ /-------\/ /------@\/@ / | + || / | |@@ * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow _____ _________________ / \ / \ ( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) \__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__) ( ( ) ) >(==) \\ // )__( /-\/-\ \ (__) / (oo) /( )\ (oo) \/-------* ~ ( ) ~ /-------\/ || | \ ( ) / | || ||----|| \ /----\ * ||----|| vv vv / \ \ ~~ ~~ ~ * ~ COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga ~~ ~~ O (___) || * ||----|| | (o o) || \ | || (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\ |\/| O | || (oo) | | | || ( ) / v-' || >< /==========| ( ) // || (oo) ,------._(__) || || /-------\/ * | \ ( oo || || / | || vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ COWTOW Bi-cow molecule (__) (__) () () _____| oo | |oo| ()() / | /----|-|__|-| (oo) / | / | || /-------UU /____________| * ||----|| / | || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ * ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up ~~ ~~ as ghost as Frankenstein Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween (__) |\/| (__) (oo) (oo) >(==) __[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2) (very handy) portable COW