DEMOCRATS VS REPUBLICANS - THE ISSUES
                                       
    
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It all really just boils down to this:

ISSUE           | DEMOCRATS             | REPUBLICANS
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criminals       | Give them a second    | Give them the swift
                | chance                | sword of death
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the poor        | Give them some food   | Give them the swift
                |                       | sword of death
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endangered      | give them protection  | Give them the swift
species         |                       | sword of death
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dictators       | give them a way out   | Give them the swift
                |                       | sword of death
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the uninsured   | Give them some        | Given them the swift
                | health care           | sword of death
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the cost        | $9,000,000,000,       | $29.95
                |    000,000,000        | (cost of one sword)