The SESQUIPEDALIAN WEEKLY HERALD Volume IV, Number 17 \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- February 10, 1994 -\-\-\ TRUE LINGUISTS /-/-/- WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS...: More actual headlines gleaned from newspapers where the copy editors apparently need a few general semantics courses... (we still don't know what some of these were about...) POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS EYE DROPS OFF SHELF TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES 2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT COUNTER KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS DRUNKEN DRIVERS PAID $1000 IN '84 WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES ENFIELD COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE